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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/24225965

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/24208804

https://x.com/Jaybefaunt/status/1878482335236001939

And in case you want to read the article without giving the NY Post any ad money: https://archive.is/h8SHL

Here's some mind-bending stuff from the article:

Luckhurst, 42, now serves as a cop in Benavides, about 150 miles from San Antonio, according to Benavides Police Chief Andre Hines, who said the 2023 hiring “reflects the department’s commitment to honesty and accountability.”

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Bizarrely, that same year, [note: not 2023] Luckhurst was accused of defecating in one of the San Antonio police department’s female restrooms before wiping a brown, feces-like substance on one of the toilet seats, reported the San Antonio Express-News. He reportedly never denied being behind the bathroom incident.

[...]

Hines said Luckhurst’s record in Benavides “has been exemplary, with no complaints or issues reported, and said “a thorough background check” helped ensure “all aspects of his history were carefully considered.”

Apparently "honesty and accountability" is when you harass women and the homeless with your weird poop fetish.

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[–] ReluctantMuskrat 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

A disgraced San Antonio cop who was fired twice after being accused of giving a homeless man a dog-poop sandwich is back on the beat.

Matthew Luckhurst had his San Antonio badge taken from him in 2016 for what Police Chief William McManus called a “vile and disgusting act.”

Make sure we get his full name.

[–] Anticorp 5 points 2 weeks ago

So vile and disgusting that they hired him again as soon as the media died down.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

That guy looks exactly like he should.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

The idea of having insurance for police unions for pay outs is really a solid one to prevent stories like this. It looks REALLY bad for police departments across the country.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

😱😱😱

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I always referred to a poop sandwich as a way to give someone bad news. You tell them something neutral or positive, then the bad news, then tell them something to try to cheer them up again. Hopefully that's what is being referred to here, but I think it is something more sinister.

[–] toynbee 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Calling it a compliment sandwich though would be like calling a ham sandwich a bread sandwich. I'm sticking with poop sandwich.

[–] toynbee 2 points 2 weeks ago

That's fair.