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[–] dogsnest 40 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

"Wait...I can choose to have SEX??"

[–] YaDownWitCPP 19 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Well...not you. The rest of us though!

[–] dogsnest 9 points 18 hours ago

Whew! Had me worried.

[–] Zorque 9 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Per the query, you can only choose to not have sex. While that implies a choice to have sex, it is not explicitly stated.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Did you seriously go the German-no-fun-allowed-route with a German joke?

[–] grissino 1 points 2 hours ago

But in this case, choosing a year without gaming means a year without sex either. So...

[–] dogsnest 2 points 16 hours ago

Damn, someone lawyered-up.

[–] Anticorp 6 points 17 hours ago

You need to find someone else who also chooses to, but yes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

"No touching yourself, either!"

[–] Maalus 1 points 59 minutes ago

The unbreakable pegasus oath!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago

I don't game....

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago