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I don't normally post posters but I had to share this one released today. This was approved!? It's terrible!

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

From the director known for his terrible movies and written by the guy who refuses to write a book…

Bonus: starring the director's wife.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Yup, I saw Milla Jovovich, immediately suspected the director was her husband, and yep

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why are people saying this poster’s okay? It’s so corny.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I like how weird Dave's head looks in that hat.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

That looks atrocious. I need to see it now.

Edit: "and George RR Martin" waitwhat i am so confused

Edit2: "Based on a short story by George R. R. Martin" oh i see.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

I clicked the thumbnail before the post and thought the exact same thing .. it's trash and whoever made it is terrible at their job..whoever approved it is even worse. I bet it's all ai

[–] janonymous 7 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Slop lovers ready to feast. 😋

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Bautista elevates everything, take it back.

[–] BroBot9000 6 points 3 weeks ago

Ouch that’s terrible! Why does he look like a thumb with a beard?

[–] spankmonkey 4 points 3 weeks ago

I thought Dave had beefy weightlifter legs, but this makes them look like chicken legs.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

Looks fine to me.

[–] GCanuck 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I like it. Can’t wait to see it.

Not sure why the OP and (at least) one comment at time of writing didn’t like it, but it’s not that bad.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I shouldn't be able to pick out the individual photoshop layers! 😄 The design isn't bad, it's just put together poorly. They clearly stand out from the background, the lighting doesn't match.

[–] HornedMeatBeast 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I didn't look at the post title or the description at first and I thought someone had made a post with a poorly shopped in photo of someone's face replacing the original.

The whole poster just looks wrong.

So flat, like someone took some stickers and placed them on top of each other on a background.

[–] jacksilver 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean just look at his left foot (our right). It's literally not stepping on anything!

[–] HornedMeatBeast 3 points 3 weeks ago

The head, body and legs all look like they are from different photos and people.

The legs look like they belong to someone completely different, and then the head has replaced whoever was originally there.

I bet they never posed for this, just took random photos of them going about their day and slapped it together.

When did I pose for this?

You didn't.