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[–] [email protected] 287 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Unwashed Chicken is totally safe if you do this one amazing trick.

Cook it properly.

If you don't know how to do that by sight or touch then buy yourself a instant read thermometer.

[–] [email protected] 117 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Washed chicken won't be any safer if it's undercooked, salmonella isn't a surface only danger, so you can remove the "unwashed" part at the beginning.

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[–] [email protected] 241 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

ITT: people who undercook their chicken think that washing is what's saving them when in reality, washing your chicken only enables a host of cross-contamination issues. Congratulations for turning your sink into a biohazard facility.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Rinsing and scrubbing will spread micro droplets a lot further than your sink.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Red meat can be eaten rare, because even if the inside is raw, it's not usually contaminated by anything dangerous, while chicken meat has to be throughly cooked because it's the opposite... So washing the outside is useless.

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[–] [email protected] 162 points 1 month ago (15 children)

What kind of regarded shitfuckery is washing chicken? What u washing off the bacteria that will die by the time the chicken reaches a safe temperature? This just seems like a good way to spread salmonella all over ur sink with no advantage.

[–] dafo 67 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Yeah, I remember seeing some clip of some British science woman and whatever, washing chicken is not only fucking dumv, but a great way to spread bacteria

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[–] [email protected] 147 points 1 month ago (31 children)

Lots of people really do.

Losing taste is one thing, but it can actually be dangerous by spreading salmonella&friends.

Adam Regusea going into detail

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[–] Toneswirly 122 points 1 month ago (12 children)

You should absolutely not wash your chicken, it is unnecessary and can splash bacteria around. Cook it to 165 F and youre 100% safe from bacteria.

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[–] someguy3 89 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Apparently washing your chicken was an old practice to "rinse the germs off". In reality it just sprays germs everywhere. I can't believe anyone thought it was a good idea.

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 month ago (5 children)

It’s recommended you DON’T wash your chicken because that just throws bacteria around your kitchen.

Cook it thorougly. Use a meat thermometer to be sure and you’ll be fine.

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[–] Maggoty 79 points 1 month ago (14 children)

Yes people do it.

No they shouldn't.

Maybe we all should once Trump disbands the USDA.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

Your chicken should already be clean enough when you unpack it. Just choke it thoroughly and don't contaminate any surface with its juices.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (7 children)

I'm confused what they think they're washing off. If you don't believe the cooking kills the germs then you're not cooking it right (or are confused). If you think it's something that won't come off with cooking like dirt or dust, then, ew, why are you getting chicken from somewhere that gets it covered in dirt or dust?

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (11 children)

As a middle aged person who is generally healthy, I’ve never washed chicken. On a side note, we eat chicken weekly. I’ve not experienced diarrhea, or been really sick, or died post chicken eating. I could safely say 1/2 of the days of the year, at least, involve basic butcher parted out chicken, and it is delicious.

Washing a backyard/farm chicken post killing/plucking to remove blood and debris, sure. But what is the logic behind this strange internet trend?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (4 children)

You, like me, probably just cook the chicken properly.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I watched a cooking video a few years ago about cooking a whole chicken. In the video it was said "we're not going to wash the chicken". I thought just the idea of washing a chicken was strange, so I checked the comments. It was a trainwreck of people being freaked out and disgusted by how she didn't wash the chicken.

I had to search through several forums and articles afterwards to confirm that I wasn't insane, and that I hadn't lived my whole life with disgusting food habits. But the topic of washing a chicken before you cook it is a strangely divided subject.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is like finding out that there are Flat Earthers that actually believe and it’s not just a satirical joke.

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[–] 2ugly2live 29 points 1 month ago

My mom has always made me "wash chicken," which would just be running it under water. Just chicken, nothing else.

I used to do it out of habit, but laziness seems to have worked in my favor this time.

[–] eronth 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I was going to mention not washing your chicken, but the comments nail it. Don't wash your chicken, the bacteria just spreads around your kitchen.

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[–] Stern 23 points 1 month ago (8 children)

taste like plain shit after

does homey not season his shit?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Seasoning must enhance the taste, not be the taste. Also most of the taste in chiken come from legs and skin.

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