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[–] [email protected] 74 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Police officer finds humanity, loses job.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

See, this is why all cops are bastards. Because when you stop being a bastard, you lose your job.

[–] SulaymanF 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

A rare instance where the alcohol brought out the best in someone.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Police officer of the year

[–] TheCelticPirate 14 points 3 days ago
[–] Deway 13 points 3 days ago