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[–] Anticorp 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Shipping for what? Janeway?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's just to reimburse Starfleet for the energy used in transporting her.

[–] Anticorp 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Starfleet doesn't even use money. What are they going to do with it? Feed it into their replicator matter storage? If so, can I just pay with dirt, or poop?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Energy. They just need the atoms.

[–] Anticorp 1 points 6 days ago

Then I will pay with poop and pee, far more energy for their replicators.

[–] teft 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A ferengi with the lobes for business would make some of those portable holomatrices that the Doctor used for his singing but instead of the Doctor singing opera it would be Holo-Janeway saying her nebula line whenever you open the coffee container.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can make a mini Holo matrix in the lid, so when opened, it activates. Less special technology.

[–] teft 4 points 1 week ago

I nominate Tolookah for Grand Nagus.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

An actual facsimile would be very hackable for a small opaque coffee container.

Put a raspi with a screen addon on the underside of the hinged lid. Add a reed switch or light sensor to trigger the video gif. Maybe add a solar panel to the top of the lid to charge the device.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You know, I was about to jump on this deal but then I noticed the shipping costs

Bruh I'm not paying for shipping, no deal.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Paying for shipping violates the Amazon Prime directive.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Shipping and trek fandom, name a better duo.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] EmpathicVagrant 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A recordable audio device like in those singing cards. Just load it with that line and put it on the cabinet with your coffee in it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Look, some things, like latinum, you just can't replicate.

[–] EmpathicVagrant 2 points 1 week ago

But for everything else, there’s technological advancement.

[–] Lexam 1 points 1 week ago

At this point I want her to tell me there's no baseball in Russia.