cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/16781756
Guaranteed that bed spread is hiding this headboard
Is the eagle going to eat his liver?
this post was submitted on 31 Dec 2024
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Who is he praying to? Himself?
I assumed he was trying to arm wrestle the eagle.
Perhaps the Bible can lend some insight:
"Our father, who art in heaven"
So probably his father.
The only question I have for this bed's owner is, when you fart in your sleep do you fart on Jesus and your SO farts on the symbol of freedom, or the other way around?
I want to jerk off on this bed.
It adds insult to injury when I see what lovers are taking away my rights
Needs more orange doofus.