My wife and I had to struggle to remember the word "hook" in the context of "the phone is off the hook".
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A few year back, I took my daughter to an urgent care clinic. She was around 2 or 3 years old. While in the waiting room their office phone rang and my daughter jumped and went, "What was that?" because she had never heard a landline ring before.
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You say that, although it's pretty close to the recurring joke in American Psycho, so if you're lenient this kind of sentence was said in this comm only days ago. https://lemmy.ml/post/24140732/15784014
Damn, there's a paper jam in the fax machine again
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And it never did. *sips beer*
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"99 cents for a song? Hell yeah. I'm never buying CDs again." (A reference to the iTunes Music Store launch)
"I ran out of free AOL time. Better get another demo disc"
Speaking of AOL, "yo, what's your AIM screenname?" (Replace "AIM" with your favorite messaging service at the time if you used that)
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That's all I can think of.
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