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[–] Maultasche 33 points 4 days ago

They fired Agent 747?

[–] slazer2au 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oof, those poor assassins.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

I hear there's lots of work in New York

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I always figured those were non-employee contractors.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Same! Sounds like they had so much work it was worth hiring a team.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

The incredible thing is, that's one department that will never get hit with layoffs by them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I'm sure we can come up with a job for them.