this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2024
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

uWu Godzilla-senpai that is the wrong hole!

[–] ScruffyDucky 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Do we also have the power to destroy the financial district and make the people happy?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

You have the power to destroy one icon of the financial district. If you choose the correct one people will be happy. I'd suggest the CEO of the second worst health fund in America

[–] hakunawazo 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Then you'd need some Tyler Durden in you instead.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] hakunawazo 2 points 2 days ago

Thanks. TMYK.

[–] lath 12 points 3 days ago

Yup. On the toilet.. Lazer beaming shit with a roar.

[–] tino 2 points 2 days ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Inside of each of us are two Gojiras...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

My diet is so ruined

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Kaiju No. 8 moment

[–] rustyfish 8 points 3 days ago

I am not sure I can take this…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Explains my breath in the morning.

[–] nifty 1 points 3 days ago

I can smell it from here! Oh wait, that’s me, inhales and exhales deeply

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Me stepping on a Lego: