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Putin apologises to Azerbaijan without claiming responsibility in plane crash (www.rfi.fr)

submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 days ago

"I'm sorry you feel that way, Azerbaijan" ~ love Vlad

[–] Dremor 33 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Currently at the "That us, but not our fault", I'm sure next week we'll be at the "they deserved it anyway".

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

Cue rant about Azerbaijan historically being russian land

[–] robolemmy 15 points 5 days ago

Clearly it’s Ukraine’s fault, da? If they would just stop resisting, there would be peace.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

An apology is admission of guilt and acceptance of responsibility, by definition

[–] Rageagainstbelief 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Reminds me of my kid

[–] Aqarius 2 points 4 days ago

Reminds me of Reagan, actually. That was more or less the response he and Bush gave back when a US ship shot down an Iranian airliner.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Tankies love him, the free world hates him.

learn how YOU can cause the deaths of thousands of innocents while refusing any responsibility today.