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Anything But Metric

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Americans will use anything but metric

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I didn't even know blue whales contain that much electronics. 🀯

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Well they are filter feeders.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

honestly better for the average joe

[–] infectoid 7 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I only understand Rhode Island’s.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

We talking standard Rhode Islands, or Olympic-size swimming pool Rhode Islands?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

International Competition Standards Rhode Island is the preferred measure

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

a swimming pool filled with rhode-island sauce?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Just Rhode Island or the entire Commonwealth of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

It is a god damn conspiracy that Rhode Island is always drawn on the map so small, Connecticut got jealous and entered into a conspiracy with Massachusett to hide the the vast rolling prairies of Rhode Island's great interior by forcing cartographers to cook their numbers and it goes to the HIGHEST levels of Big Map.

Don't believe me? Find a real life human who can proove they crossed Rhode Island in a single day.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Do newspapers in non-US countries do this stuff? How are these comparisons helpful πŸ˜‚ Nope, I have no experience with a pound/kg/stone but now whales, yes, that really helps πŸ™ƒ

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

People understand units of measure.

A kilogram or a pound have no real tangible comparison to real world things unless you yourself make the comparison.

It’s fun to equate two things, here they’ve taken things people understand as β€œhuge” and compare them using actual measurements to draw that comparison.

It’s fun.

I hope this helps.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

A kilogram or a pound have no real tangible comparison to real world things unless you yourself make the comparison

A kilogram is a 1l bottle of water. A ton a 1m3 cube of water or a car. 10 ton a truck.

Anything bigger is just unimaginable ^^

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Anything bigger is your mom

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

unless you yourself make this comparison

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

everyone makes this comparison, in the mind of a normal person 1kg is a 1l bottle, they're the same concept in the brain

[–] lunarul 3 points 3 weeks ago

On the other hand, I can pretty much estimate by hand that something weighs around 1kg from experience, but I've never actually seen a blue wale in real life or have a real understanding of its weight.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

That's a good point. I tend to see the comparisons as comedy, like a car as big as a whale, but maybe I need to get off the scales and into the books πŸ˜…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Very tall whales

[–] tpihkal 4 points 3 weeks ago

Give or take a pickup truck.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Something something metric something something.