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Approx 17 billion hoodies will go through the clothes washing machine this night.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Some are new hoodies opened as Christmas gifts on December 24th. The rest are old hoodies that got vomit on them by the fun uncle that made December 24th memorable.

[–] Iheartcheese 5 points 1 week ago

Something something Jesus

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At first I thought you only washed your hoodies once a year.

[–] Exulion 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait you wash your hoodies?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Wash your damned hoodies.

[–] BigBenis 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Approx 17 billion hoodies

That number seems hard to believe... That would mean on average every human in the world would be washing at least two hoodies last night.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

i said approx tho