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[–] EleventhHour 51 points 2 weeks ago

lol

Sure, I feel bad for the people who got sick, but the irony here is more delicious than any meal served that night.

[–] NadiaNadine 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ha, BC Canada! The worst place to source oysters.

Victoria BC dumped it's sewage into the bay until a couple years ago..

[Victoria no longer flushes raw sewage into ocean after area opens treatment plant

](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/victoria-sewage-plant-1.5867582)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

"Our oysters now come with less poo!"

BC oyster distributors probably.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

All of the good chefs were busy being honored?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] RubberElectrons 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Can one do a double-take with their eyes alone? Lol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Somehow I knew it would be Mr Bean before I click the link 😄

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

wow, they have the event on video!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

The puns are all served on a silver tray with this one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Big Pepto strikes again