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Anon is SpongeBob (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 18 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] Skanky 1 points 7 minutes ago

In before someone posts the green text story of a friendship of two straight dudes just being straight dudes having a good time blowing each other

[–] [email protected] 5 points 53 minutes ago

"hear me out man"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 44 minutes ago

This is not gay. A cock was touched, even stroked, but there is no mention of the soap. Did it fell? Did someone pick it up?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 hours ago

Traumatize them back. Best revenge type.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Tim is getting married at ~22?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

whats wrong with that?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 39 minutes ago

So much.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 hours ago (14 children)

Is that strange where you are from?

[–] Wizard_Pope 21 points 6 hours ago

Indeed. Here most people are still either getting their education or just starting with work.

[–] CluckN 3 points 6 hours ago

In Lesotho that’s practically middle-aged.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (3 children)

Is it weird that the most unrelatable thing here for me is that SongeBob existed when anon was in high school?

Edit: a word

[–] buddascrayon 2 points 51 minutes ago

This is where I remind you that 4chan has existed for over 21 years. Meaning that a kid born the day it started operation is now old enough to legally drink in the United States.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I'm over 30, SpongeBob existed when I was in middle school.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 hours ago (5 children)

Yeah, I'm over 40. SpongeBob didn't exist when I was in high school.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

SpongeBob first aired in 1999, so if you were born '81 or later, it was probably on when you were in high school. But yeah if you're in your mid-late 40s you would have just missed it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Hmmm with this we can deduce that SpongeBob was created sometime after 40 year olds went to highschool but before 30 year olds went to highschool 🤔

[–] LateGreatHannibalLecter 5 points 3 hours ago

[–] CaptnNMorgan 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

And you think it's weird that people under 40 are on the internet? I'm almost 30 and SpongeBob has been on since I was in daipers

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

I mean from what I've seen people under 25 are barely "on" the internet, more like floating through the internet, absorbing content by osmosis.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 hours ago

Ahh, they must've whispered "no homo" before getting in the showers together!

[–] [email protected] 110 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Fake: anon has a friend

Gay: literally gay

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Fake because Brad didn't get gay with Tim and anon

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

fake because tim is marrying a girl

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