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submitted 2 days ago by MimicJar to c/thesimpsons

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1 point for the episode/main plot.

1 point for the joke/scene.

Here's the real points.

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[–] TheDemonBuer 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!

Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!

Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!

Who robs cavefish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!

[–] AresUII 10 points 2 days ago

Oh, that's just a birthmark. And I'll thank you not to stare!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Stonecutters episode. Homer is told not to call 911 but to call 912 instead as a member.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Shhhhh..ut uuuup…

[–] MimicJar 5 points 2 days ago

Jealous? Correct!

[–] son_named_bort 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It says no points. We're allowed to have one.

[–] MimicJar 4 points 2 days ago

One Glumplet for you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

It’s the no HomerS club—you can have 1.