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[โ€“] TheDemonBuer 18 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!

Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!

Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!

Who robs cavefish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!

[โ€“] AresUII 7 points 15 hours ago

Oh, that's just a birthmark. And I'll thank you not to stare!