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submitted 2 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver to c/[email protected]

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[–] voracitude 46 points 2 months ago

Quit and start selling chess-themed butt plugs on Etsy

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Well I know I'm not fully awake yet... First thought was "ha bet his opponent won because he could see the other guy's screen." 🤦‍♂️

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 65 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's the same reason you don't play chess around mirrors.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Where is the vibrator?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Same place it always was

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

SHARE THE LOAD

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Since many players visually mark out moves they’re planning, this is not entirely wrong.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

Take it as the win it is that you finally got some viewers on your twitch channel.

[–] Lifecoach5000 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Delay, deny, defend.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Delay - Wait, hold on for a second… brb

Deny - That wasn’t me who was screen sharing, I couldn’t have l*st so bad!

Defend - I was just trying to distract myself, so obviously I didn’t think through every move that I’ve made.

[–] TempermentalAnomaly 13 points 2 months ago

Easy. Take the queen with your king. Check mate.

[–] Skullgrid 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If you want , I can show you another way I can disappoint women, it also should take about 2 mins.

Then not only will she want to meet up IRL, she'll bring a few friends from HR over too

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

You don't, give up chess and start farming