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Welcome to femcel memes. A place where anybody can post memes that fit the vibe.

Warning: We have a tendency to post things that may at times come from a self-deprecating perspective or things that are funny coming from another queer person. This space will always be a safe place for transfems, non-binary people, people with a feminine gender expression (GNC or otherwise) or anybody else in the LGBT Community to come together and share about our experiences but we truly feel that laughing about the sometimes silly and embarrassing parts the queer experience can help bring us together. We never mean offense or harm in anything posted but rather they are satirical takes coming from queer people.

A note about 'Egging': Our community is mostly made up of transfem individuals, and as such most memes posted will be posted with the intention of having a transfem perspective. However, regardless of gender identity, all feminine presenting individuals are welcome here. Whether that means you're NB, GNC, transmasc, or any other identity, you are welcome here. It is not our intention or goal to invalidate these identities. If something makes you uncomfortable, please feel free to report the post and I will address your concerns on an individual level. For more information regarding the problems with 'Egg-culture', please see Here.

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[–] Noodle07 2 points 1 day ago

Why do I relate so much with this community as a cis man? Haha Never slept better than with a girl laying on me while I was sleeping on the floor

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Girlcuddles? Where? I wan :3

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

my place hopefully

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I had a... fwb? visit me this weekend and we sat on the couch and I laid my head in his lap and he stroked my hair and I felt cared for and loved and I wished it never happened because going back to loneliness and self hatred is so much worse than just being lonely and miserable the whole time

How many pounds worth of weighted blankets will it take before I can't breathe under them

[–] TotallynotJessica 23 points 2 days ago

You were cared for once, you can be cared for again. I wouldn't mind playing with your hair as you rest your head in my lap :3

Self hatred doesn't help you in any way. It's not more rational by simply being mean. You are not inherently bad, even if you do bad things. You can always improve, but you never will unless you let that hatred go. It's never going to be easy or pleasant all the time, but it won't be only misery either.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

dont worry, you can experience all that again, and not just for fleeting moments, but it wont happen if you give up, so i dont recommend that, dont worry, i believe in you, you will get those cuddles you deserve <3

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Girls are better than weighted blankets, everyone knows that.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Do you have an affiliate link?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

No, girls are only found at the Girl Store™.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

me as well...asking for a...friend

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What about a weighted girl?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

All girls are good, no matter the size. And if she is holding weights that's cool too, not sure why you'd bring them to bed tho.

[–] Szyler 4 points 2 days ago

My friends always bragged about the cardio workouts they were having in high-school. I didn't do that then so I thought I'd start now.

[–] NounsAndWords 25 points 2 days ago (5 children)

A well ventilated girl...or I'll get all sweaty

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I fart really loud sometimes :3

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

you make a lot of sense, too much sense...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

What was that sound? Just a little ventilation...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] NounsAndWords 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ah sorry. You see, I tend to get hot when I sleep which can lead to sweating.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Ok, that makes sense. I thought this was a fan girl pun. How do you ventilate a girl? Like for accute CoVid, but for a cute girl?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

How does one ventilate a girl, asking for a friend

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

blahaj under weighted blankie is vvvv comf can confirm

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

this gives me ideas

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

If only!! Then things would maybe be a little better

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

A girlfriend is what I need, but I've given up hope. My final wish is that the void may bring comfort.

[–] TotallynotJessica 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It won't bring comfort or pain. It won't bring anything except nothing. Getting there will probably be painful and scary; that's how it is for most people when they die. Your present will no longer exist because you were hoping for a future that one can never experience.

From then on, you'll only exist in the past of countless others who wish you could've stayed longer. They might wish for things you never would've willingly delivered, or miss you for things about you that weren't true. They will miss you for a future unrealized, looking ever forward like you once did. However, the greatest sadness will be the moments when they wished you were there.

..............

Needless to say, not having a girlfriend is a bad reason to not want to live. I doubt it's even your real reason. The most common reason for hating existence is hating yourself. If that's the case, you won't get better until you love you.

I've met several people who couldn't improve, no matter what they tried. I was stuck in that place for most of my life; cursing that I was born; unable to live for myself. This was all because I was the only person I truly hated. Eventually, I found that my inability to be happy was because I never loved myself. Loving myself wasn't sufficient for happiness, but it was necessary.

It was often the thing other people in the same spot needed as well. They had often obtained most of what they needed already, but that one piece was still missing. Don't need a gf to love you if you have a self that loves you 😁

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[–] icecreamtaco 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

You can still have a 9/10 good life, it’s not so bad. Some people get born in war zones or as ants

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You have some kind of beef with ants?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Ants bug them

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

A couple of cats is a decent second option as well. But yeah, cuddles sounds great 🥺

[–] Mango 2 points 2 days ago

I also like that feeling.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

same tbh. im a big dude and love to cuddle.