this post was submitted on 15 Dec 2024
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Brave to roam around suburbia unarmored like that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

When will we see these?

If I can't transport ICBMs, am I even a citizen?

[–] CaptPretentious 4 points 2 days ago

It looks like it started as a Jeep and then they lost the plans along the way and then just kept going but as a truck. And someone was bad at math so they didn't know how many wheels were supposed to go on it.

It looks better than Cybertruck at least. Maybe it's actually really functional for a very niche use? Can't imagine it handles very well though.

[–] BlueZen 35 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)
[–] errer 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Thcdenton 6 points 2 days ago
[–] subtext 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

$360k starting*

I went through the website and it easily gets up over half a million depending on what you choose.

[–] BaseModelHuman 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Operational front windows" is $5,900. Absolutely insane lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

But free gas masks!

[–] kautau 11 points 3 days ago

So basically the same as rich people buying super cars to drive around dense cities. The inverse of what the product is marketed for, and purely bought as a status symbol

[–] AnUnusualRelic 10 points 3 days ago

Comes with an optional military package, but a standard snack tray.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 days ago

tactical urban vehicles

just mall ninja things

[–] ThePantser 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Just running to the corner store to buy a pint of milk.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Man, I cannae stand you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

That's pretty damn cool

[–] DaddleDew 5 points 3 days ago

We all knew, but thanks for pointing it out still