this post was submitted on 15 Dec 2024
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funny, silly, whatevs.

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[–] BlueZen 36 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)
[–] errer 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Thcdenton 6 points 2 months ago
[–] subtext 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

$360k starting*

I went through the website and it easily gets up over half a million depending on what you choose.

[–] BaseModelHuman 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Operational front windows" is $5,900. Absolutely insane lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

But free gas masks!

[–] kautau 11 points 2 months ago

So basically the same as rich people buying super cars to drive around dense cities. The inverse of what the product is marketed for, and purely bought as a status symbol

[–] AnUnusualRelic 10 points 2 months ago

Comes with an optional military package, but a standard snack tray.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago

tactical urban vehicles

just mall ninja things

[–] ThePantser 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just running to the corner store to buy a pint of milk.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Man, I cannae stand you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Brave to roam around suburbia unarmored like that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

When will we see these?

If I can't transport ICBMs, am I even a citizen?

[–] DaddleDew 5 points 2 months ago

We all knew, but thanks for pointing it out still

[–] CaptPretentious 5 points 2 months ago

It looks like it started as a Jeep and then they lost the plans along the way and then just kept going but as a truck. And someone was bad at math so they didn't know how many wheels were supposed to go on it.

It looks better than Cybertruck at least. Maybe it's actually really functional for a very niche use? Can't imagine it handles very well though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

That's pretty damn cool