this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2024
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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 month ago

Was confused at first and then I realized it was Australia.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

flat earth confirmed

checkmate atheists

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How can the Earth be flat and Australia be upside down at the same time 🤓

[–] radix 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Australia is on the underside of the earth. "Down Under" isn't just some funny saying.

The flip over the edge happens near the island from Lost. New Zealand is in a superposition, existing on the top and the bottom, and also neither. That's why some maps don't include it at all.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 5 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Must have been a meth head. Even bogans don’t let their ground harness get that rusty.

[–] solomon42069 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Probably don't mention owning houses to people in Australia right now...

cries

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Housing crisis.