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Love-struck male humpback whale swims record-breaking 3 oceans, 8,106 miles for sex
(interestingengineering.com)
I would swim 4000 miles and I would swim 4000 more
this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2024
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Just to be that whale who swam 8000 miles, To fall down at your door
Bah da dut duh! Bah da dut duh! Baddadum bahdadum bahdadah bad da dut dut dah!
Doesn’t matter. Got laid.
Got buff swimming hard. Ate krill, high in omega 3 fatty acids.
All for “love”
Respect
Her parents must have not have been home.
Mfw the girl next door is 3 oceans and 8100 miles away
Thank goodness we have hands.
I think he got lost and didn't want to ask for directions. Eventually found a Zanzibarian princess, talked himself up about being a whale model, doing photo shoots for 9 years, and they hooked up. Next morning I guarantee he's asking the boys the quickest currents back to the eastern Pacific.
Same.