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[–] finitebanjo 7 points 3 weeks ago

Flammable "Fertilizer."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Nope. There where several "assault rifles" designed and built long before the StGew44 or the AK47 showed up.

The Italians even adopted one in the 1890s. But because Italian industry wasn't, let's just say not very capable at the time, only small numbers were produced. Even the Browning BAR, adopted in 1918, predates it and lasted far longer in service around the world.

If there is one thing the Germans did give to the world was the Reinheitsgebot in 1516. Because beer should only be made from water, barley, and hops. For that alone, they stand tallest in history.

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[–] SkunkWorkz 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The Zweihänder and Aldi

Ps: I DuckDuckGo’ed this

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Gummy Bears.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nowadays we invent things by describing the thing in Chatgibidy instead.

[–] PlantDadManGuy 3 points 3 weeks ago

Chatskibidi?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Though named after Hamburg, it was an American invention.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Printed circuit boards. Printing press. Graph theory. Theory of relativity. Homeopathy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You could've really stopped at "relativity".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Yes but I felt the need to include the evil/misguided minority of Germans, and I managed to do it without referencing certain 20th century events.

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[–] Jumpingspiderman 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Walking around in general public in only Speedos.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

everything that germany invented before google existed.

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[–] jaxxed 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] AngryCommieKender 4 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The automobile - pronounce it out loud, you'll say it something like "ow-toe moh-beel", i.e. in a German accent. Because Germans invented cars.

The assault rifle. They invented the concept, a handful of prototypes without the relevant doctrine (or for the 1890s one, even a detachable magazine) is irrelevant. Fight me, @bluewing.

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[–] pinchy 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Diesel engine, Fischer-Tropsch, Homeopathy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Rigid (as in using a solid frame to keep shape instead of gas pressure) airships? Unless there's an earlier example of that than the ones Zeppelin made that I'm not thinking of

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