this post was submitted on 10 Dec 2024
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[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 week ago (1 children)

pee is stored in the balls so it fits

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's worse for ball cancer survivors

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Is blood-red text possible on 4chan? Maybe tumour-white?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Was always a squidward fan

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And this is the reason I wouldn't think getting 72 virgins after death is a reward.

[–] felixwhynot 33 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] Carnelian 80 points 1 week ago

Kissless hugless virgin, also sometimes seen as khhv (kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin)

It’s like an incel status thing they came up with to further differentiate themselves among their peers. Implying that not only are they sexually inexperienced, but have also never been physically intimate with someone in any way

[–] carl_dungeon 20 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Kharkov, a city in Ukraine.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

She actually managed to cast testicular torsion

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] regdog 18 points 1 week ago

She is the one

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Fake: Girl touches anon's junk

Gay: This is clearly a long con to get other dudes to ask for pics of anon's balls.

[–] Moc 14 points 1 week ago