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What else will Dutton not stand in front of if he's elected? Can you beat the satirists to a great headline?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Hopefully he'll never stand in front of anything as Prime monster, he shouldn't be given the opportunity to hold the top job.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pretty on message for Voldespud the Nazi Potato

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Needs to be a background character in a cartoon.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

It is weapons-grade stupid that this is a thing.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Woke culture war warrior Dutton triggerred by presence of flag at press conferences /s

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

the flag's presence in press conferences is a symbol of division.

Breaking: Comrade Dutton now bans the use of State and Territory flags in his press conferences when he appears in those places. When questioned he stated Australia is undivided, and 'girt by sea'. when reporters questioned why he chose sea over the more appropriate oceans he mumbled something about lefty media always out to get him.. /s

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well he aint likely to be PM so not a massive concern. Think a hung parliament with a strong teal streak is gonna be far more likely.

people are gonna be voting with their wallets this election and I dont think "captain nuclear" has converted himself in glory in this department.

Plus, Harry potter is still alive FFS! dude cant get anything right!.

[–] markko 1 points 1 week ago

I really hope you're right about that - a quick dive into the Facebook cesspit shows that there seems to be a lot of support for his nuclear potato plants.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Like I needed another reason not to vote Liberal.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Flag Dutton is happy to stand behind:

☢️

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

so he's chosen US culture wars.

Fuckim

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In moments like this, I wish there was a localized Australian version of not-the-onion lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Could also go Not Betoota fairly easily.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

What?!? What about the Torres Strait Islander flag? Australia has three official flags. What a tosspot

[–] Sludgehammer 1 points 1 week ago

The opposition leader stated that the flag's presence in press conferences is a symbol of division.

Translation: "Those ***** need to learn their place"