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Showerthoughts

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You create humans and promise them an eternal afterlife, but they wear out their welcome after 37 septillion years so you place them in a time loop where they repeat their lives forever. (self.showerthoughts)
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  1. create humans
  2. promise them an eternal afterlife
  3. grow tired of them but you never lie or go back on your word
  4. while thinking of a loophole the word loop gets stuck in your head so you realize you can just put them all in a time loop where they live eternally but you don't have to deal with them anymore
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

That would explain Jeremy Bearimy

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds 10 points 9 hours ago

Yeah, yeah, the Time Knife, we've all seen it

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

This? The dot over the i? That broke me.

[–] teft 9 points 10 hours ago

That’s my birthday!

[–] ElPussyKangaroo 5 points 8 hours ago

That's Tuesdays, July and also when nothing never happens! My favorite time!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago

we can call it 'the universe'