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[–] TheDemonBuer 116 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

The sun is billions of years old, unimaginably powerful, and it makes life on Earth possible. Sounds pretty godlike to me.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 week ago (2 children)

From a Tumblr post that has been reposted a few times (in fact, my link is to the earliest repost I could find, as I think the original is long gone):

The sun is probably the closest thing we’ll ever have to a true Eldritch Abomination. Hear me out here-

  • Older than recorded history; was here longer than any of us and will be here long after we leave. Has a finite beginning and end but is still incomprehensibly ancient
  • Burns itself into your vision instantly and can blind you if you look for too long
  • Further prolonged exposure can cause cancerous growths
  • Non-humanoid shape floating through space; colossal flaming tentacles angrily lash out on occasion
  • Sort of just appeared one day and is now surrounded by the corpses of its stillborn children
  • People used to sacrifice other people to appease it
  • Pretty sure it screams at us sometimes
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

It may wipe out all life on Earth at any moment with the equivalent of a fart and not notice.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Ok im sold. Praise the sun!

[–] TexasDrunk 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And it's constantly screaming at us.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

And when it gets mad it turns off our cell reception

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It is good. But Is "opening the chest to sacrifice the heart of people" good?

[–] meliaesc 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Not great, sure, but I'd trade a few hearts to keep the sun around. And yes, if it meant me too that'd be fine.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd sacrifice a few people to appease the sun during summer if it meant less heat.
Unfortunately humanity is angering another deity: Earth. The sun does not care about our pollution, but Earth is vengeful.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Better than burning "witches" alive.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

That's basically the reason I have a massive sun tattoo taking up my entire right shoulder

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Sun worship I could get behind, as long as it's not used to exert power over others. The sun is real and it powers almost all life on earth.

[–] madcaesar 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

🤣 You're actually right, the sun has done more for us than all the made up Gods combined!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

~~George Carlin - The sun worshipper~~

Never mind, someone got it below

[–] captainlezbian 4 points 1 week ago

I’ve really liked switching to celebrating the solar holidays (solstices, equinoxes, and midway points between them). They’re good times to take walks and think about life and the natural world

[–] julysfire 38 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago

Seeing this meme then coming to the comments section to see this posted within 15 minutes. What can I say, it feels like I'm finally home.

[–] Knossos 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I'm glad he went when he did because he'd be disappointed to see us today.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Darn, you beat me to it.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's sad that former colonies are some of the most ardent believers in the Abrahamic lies.

[–] madcaesar 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I still can't get over the fact that so many black people are neck deep into Christianity... The Bible was/is used to justify slavery and their ancestors were ripped from their home by Christians who saw them as sub human...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

The diocese investigated itself and found nothing wrong.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There is nothing especially sad about it, all religions are equally good/bad.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

That's beside the point. I'm talking about the believers and their level of belief.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

I once went to see the Sagrada Familia in Barcelona. It's very beautiful, and I'll happily visit again when it's finally finished. However, when the tour guide told me to look up at the tower of Michael, or whichever butt buddy of Jesus it was, I could only see the one true god.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The sun is a woke conspiracy!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Reminds me of that one Star Trek episode

Spock: curious that a modern culture is worshiping the Sun

Uhura: they are worshiping Jesus

Spock:

1000007254

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Imagine doing a 3-years crusade only to be burned like that when you finally get there.

[–] KittyCat 7 points 1 week ago

If only I could be so grossly incandescent...

[–] DandomRude 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I guess if we had a sun god instead of Christianity, climate change wouldn't be a thing.

[–] LavenderDay3544 8 points 1 week ago

Sure it would. Global warming is the will of the Sun God. Praise be.