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[–] jaybone 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are you guys keeping goo gone and Quaker Oats in the fridge?

[–] affiliate 5 points 2 months ago

how else are you supposed to stop your oats from getting too gooey

[–] weariedfae 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I can't pay attention to anything but the geniuses storing solvents with their food.

If anyone is curious like me here's the material safety sheet for Goo Gone: https://googone.com/mwdownloads/download/link/id/839

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

No no, it's an empty bottle they repurposed for gravy! The trace solvents make the gravy liquid enough to be sprayable, thus getting perfect coverage of your food

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 3 points 2 months ago

Itchy? You may be allergic to shellfish. I'll just take those, so you're not exposed further...

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 1 month ago

This is just asking someone to take a bite of rice

[–] BradleyUffner 2 points 2 months ago

Well, now you have 4640 rice. Mwahahahaha!