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[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

One of my favorite Beavis and Butthead throwaway gags is when Butthead has to get his braces worked on and it briefly cuts to Beavis reading Highlights for Children in the waiting room and he just says “Heh heh. Yeah. Goofus is cool.”

[–] TheGoldenGod 11 points 2 years ago

I just posted reading Highlights in my orthodontists office, is how I even knew these existed lol.

[–] ooklamok 10 points 2 years ago

You and G.O.B. were like those biblical brothers, Gallant and, um... Goofuth.

[–] son_named_bort 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I hear Goofus prefers charcoal over propane.

[–] TheGoldenGod 4 points 2 years ago

Bastard heating for a bastard.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Gallant leave no room for ambiguity and simply takes them all.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Or its ploy to make nobody else want the cookies due to having his finger germs, leaving them all for him, cleverly disguised by pretending to just be innocently stupid instead of greedily malicious to lessen the consequences and increase the odds of success.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Goofus touches several cookies before choosing the one he wants

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Nah, goofus is a dumbass because he used his fingers. Use your dick on them, and they're all yours.

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This also works on things other than baked goods. It does not, however, work with toddlers. You don't get to keep them if you rub your dick on them.

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