Summon the poop knife
this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2024
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I think they may need a poop chainsaw for this one.
Oh man, that sounds as messy as that time me and my partner tried anal after living on whiskey and Taco Bell for a week.
So that's the backstory to the username...
No, I don’t want to talk about that backstory.
Playing hard to get are we? What if I say please?
Poop ax.
Poop mulcher
I have typed few words that I was worried more about typos
It’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood!
It's better than bad, it's good!
Plumbers call it ”Brown Friday" :>
Every Friday is Brown Friday somewhere.
LPT: Go easy on the deviled eggs.
Now look, there’s only two - maybe three - social events where stuffing my face to the gills with deviled eggs is semi acceptable.
I made my peace with the cholesterol, and I’ll pay the next-day toll every time that platter gets brought out.
Dietary cholesterol has little to no effect on blood cholesterol.
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9143438/
We confirm from the review of the literature on epidemiological data, meta-analysis, and clinical interventions where dietary cholesterol challenges were utilized that there is not a direct correlation between cholesterol intake and blood cholesterol. This lack of correlation is mainly due to the compensatory mechanisms exerted by the organism to manage excess dietary cholesterol, including decreases in cholesterol absorption and down-regulation of cholesterol synthesis. A great number of epidemiological studies and meta-analysis indicate that dietary cholesterol is not associated with CVD risk nor with elevated plasma cholesterol concentrations. Clinical interventions in the last 20 years demonstrate that challenges with dietary cholesterol do not increase the biomarkers associated with heart disease risk. Further, in the specific circumstances where eggs are the source of dietary cholesterol, an improvement in dyslipidemias is observed due to the formation of less atherogenic lipoproteins and changes in HDL associated with a more efficient reverse cholesterol transport. However, if the cholesterol sources are consumed with saturated and trans fats, as happens in the Western diet pattern, increases in plasma cholesterol may be observed. The most recent epidemiological data and clinical interventions for the most part continue to support the USDA 2015 dietary guidelines that removed the upper limit of dietary cholesterol
Nice. I thought of deviled eggs because they played a funny part in an episode of Resident Alien I watched a couple nights ago (s2e8). Paying the next-day toll lines right up with it lol.
I refuse!
Clearly that means you didn't drink enough
But I drank a whole pint of gravy!
Doctor says you got to drink 8 cups of gravy a day
A liter (of gravy) a day keeps the doctors at bay!
Morning wood?
Gotta flush mid poop sometimes
all that food and you only shat out a little log like that?
That's not even half of what one of my breakfasts will do to my toilet
My love is in league with the freeway...