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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

We had a ferry run aground because the bridge crew couldn't figure out how to turn the autopilot off, and now it turns out we lost a naval vessel through a similar mistake.

Our armed forces really are a joke.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

It's doesn't say anything good about your navy but really doesn't say anything good about your AUTOpilot.

[–] Lauchs 4 points 3 weeks ago

Look, it's really hard to win against Skynet, they made a bunch of movies about it.

[–] FuglyDuck 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, there’s your mistake… letting Tesla drive your boat.

[–] Lauchs 4 points 3 weeks ago

"Look, we said full self driving. We didn't say good full self driving."