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[–] aeronmelon 24 points 1 month ago

Foreboding euphemism.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Sarcasm is on life support or in a coma in America .... I have to take a moment or two to see if it's an Onion headline or not

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

No difference from a real headline...

[–] houstoneulers 8 points 1 month ago

Why’d the AI make his hand so big? Lol

We all know that’s some bs

[–] someguy3 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What does happen to the turkeys pardoned? Go to a zoo? Adopted as pets? How long do turkeys live?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’s fuckin weird

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Not that weird for Minnesota. I bet it's a popular school field trip destination (I didn't grow up here so idk).

[–] DrownedRats 4 points 1 month ago

No no, we didn't kill them! They've just gone to live on a farm in Minnesota! But its too far away so we can't visit them I'm afraid.

[–] glimse 4 points 1 month ago

It means the farmer eats it instead of the president