this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2023
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[–] Cybermass 55 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Screwthehole 18 points 1 year ago

It looks like blue cheese but for hamburgers

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

And might be if that display case is just room temp all day.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mincemeat can be meat ground up with dried fruit so this isn't too bad. It's the blue color that's off-putting.

I'd probably try it if it were bison or venison.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, bison blueberry maple would probably be really good, I can see that.

[–] TheLowestStone 4 points 1 year ago

Better with pork than beef.

[–] SWIM 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Berries and meat are a good combination

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Did a black bear post this?

[–] DaCookeyMonsta 7 points 1 year ago

Probably would taste fine but the visual component is unsettling.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not gonna lie, I'd totally try that

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

For me it's like green ketchup. My eyes could just never get passed how it looked.

However I reckon if you cooked this it would smell divine, and after cooking it would look a lot less rancid.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Great to make a blue waffle burger!

[–] ArchmageAzor 13 points 1 year ago

"Shit, boss, we forgot to load these beef patties into the fridge! They've been sitting out here for like a week!"

"Wait, I have an idea..."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Folks that are oblivious to the fact they like sweet and savory.

[–] TheCheddarCheese 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

for a sec there i thought that was mold

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

How would you know if there was? 🤢

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Took me a whole minute of going back and forth between the sign and the patty in disbelief before I figured out it wasn't mold.

[–] AFreeLarryHoover 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's nasty, just what you'd expect from the food 'industry'. I get my ground beef from a small butcher shop, at least I know it's one animal.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

nasty indeed. i just don't eat it at all ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Why, you could even go and meet the creature you're abusing. Possibly trick her into loving you before you kill her! She's capable of loving you, but you're not capable of loving her. And you think you're superior.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

I found it too difficult to be a vegetarian, the closest I could get was being a vegetarian once removed: all the animals I eat are vegetarians.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Pemican burger?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Why would they do this vs putting the maple blueberries in a sauce or buns.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

WTF. Sounds disgusting.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It doesnt look great but ive had blue berries mixed into sausage and it waa really good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That's a fucking travesty.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

When I first saw it I was put off, but thinking about it once you cook it it will probably look less rotten and taste pretty good.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You should definitely heat it up to the suggested temp to make sure you kill whatever the blue shit is.

[–] aaronstc 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Blueberry if the sign is to be believed.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That's precisely the joke. Distrusts that it's blueberries and instead suggests it might be something else. Like gobs of mold.

[–] dojan -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Blueberries don’t make this kind of colour, so this is food dye.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It is likely the blue skins ground in and not just the reddish juice stain

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