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Should have said something... (midwest.social)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In the midwest it would be IN the subway...

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

Here's the best I can do

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Don't mind me, just tryna be that girl.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Nah. People that want to meet people will go places to meet people. The subway is not one of those places.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

🎵_She smiled at me on the subway_🎵

🎶_she was with another man_🎶

🎵_but I won't lose no sleep on that_🎶

🎶_cuz I've got a plan_🎶

commits suicide by cliff dive

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Leave the girl on the subway alone, she'll talk to you if she wants to talk.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

So she's allowed to talk to me but I'm not? I mean I wouldn't talk to them usually but if you are friendly why not?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What if hypothetical you happen to be a girl too?

[–] egrets 20 points 2 months ago

The only acceptable circumstance is if you both talk to each other at the exact same instance. Extra leeway is granted if you say the same exact thing. If the utterance interval exceeds 250ms, the earlier speaker must turn themselves over to the authorities.

Can't believe you had to ask, really; these are basic social maxims.