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[–] ThePantser 50 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This is just foreplay for the lock picking lawyer and his lady. Especially when she makes him break in the back door.

[–] benignintervention 12 points 3 weeks ago

Looks like a Master Lock 141D, a 4-pin with loose tolerance. Picking the third or fourth pin with a little torque usually pops it. Sometimes you have to set two pins, but not very difficult. Shake, torque, rake, open

[–] toynbee 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Hey, cool it with the innuendo!

It's not April 1st.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey, a good beaver needs service year round

[–] toynbee 7 points 3 weeks ago

Surprisingly, it might be naughty beavers that are more likely to get it.

[–] abbotsbury 2 points 3 weeks ago

Ward, I think you were a little hard on the beaver last night

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

A family member did something as juvenile: he tried to break a computer server on which I had a lot of valuable projects after we'd argued. He didn't succeed. And since things I valued were just toys to break when he was being petulant, it ruined our relationship.

I hope the situation OP describes is just in fun.

[–] ooli 2 points 3 weeks ago

Sorry to hear about your bad experience. Notice how no glasses were destroyed. Seems just to be a sign of a funny relationship