Daylight savings time has killed more vampires than wooden stakes ever did
this post was submitted on 24 Nov 2024
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It disappeared into low quality JPG artifacts.
That is technically a suicide scene.
Went out for a smoke
I just mist seeing a vampire.
This also happens if you play the ol' trombone for 8 hours straight
The only moral act a vampire can perform
He became homeless and was forced to sleep on the bench
Vampires tend not to react well to sunlight. Seems like he just wanted to see the sunrise one last time, and somehow missed seeing Interview With a Vampire.
Tik-Tok algorithm got 'em.
No! Little Brittle! He wasn't supposed to go in the light!
Old habits die hard.
So it had only been a few days since she got transformed. When she was still human, she used to sleep in on Sundays.
Forgot about DST