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[–] Sam_Bass 51 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Micro cosmology is a problem a majority of Americans live with. If they can't see it from their front porch it don't exist. That played a major factor in the current shitshow preloading in d.c.

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[–] LovableSidekick 23 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

One change of clothes for a 2-week trip... now that's a man's man!

[–] trolololol 2 points 1 hour ago (3 children)

Does he carry a Texas sized bottle of French cologne?

I don't want to be his room mate.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

I mean, also because he's apparently not aware of the largest mountain range in North America.

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[–] aesthelete 9 points 2 hours ago

Lol, what a country

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Orogeny gonna get ya

[–] brucethemoose 22 points 3 hours ago (5 children)

How does he use IG?

Assuming its not a parody.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

You'd be surprised how functional the illiterate can be.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

When I first moved to Japan, I had to use lots of websites that used untranslatable images (not text, like png or whatever and google lens was not a thing). I got help a few times and memorized what clicking on an area did more than even what the image was (which would change sometimes). This is how I got by with ATMs and various websites for quite a while. It works until something changes. Today, screen readers, google lens, and other things exist to help as well.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (3 children)

Sounds like just learning to read would be a better use of your time then. I mean if you already speak the language it should be fairly trivial, right?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 34 minutes ago

I literally started with "When I first moved to Japan".

To answer your question, though, learning to read Kanji is not trivial especially when each one can have a number of different pronunciations or appear in compounds where the meaning can be quite different.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 33 minutes ago

Laughs in Kanji

[–] [email protected] 2 points 53 minutes ago

You do realise that in Japan they don't use Roman letters?! Sounds are one thing, a pictorial based writing system quite another! Just as in English, the same sounding word can mean several things, so the same spelt word can mean several things in Asian languages!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Yeah, just look at Trump. Functional illiteracy is a real thing in the US.

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[–] JustAnotherKay 4 points 3 hours ago

Using a screen reader

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

Apparently, Chad Caruso set the Guinness world record as the first person to skateboard across America in 2023, from Venice Beach to Virginia Beach. It took him 57 days to cover 3,162 miles, adventure adventure of 55 miles a day.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 50 minutes ago* (last edited 49 minutes ago)

Always need more adventure

[–] Agent641 7 points 2 hours ago

The best kind of adventure

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

how did he skate up and over the Rockies?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 hour ago

He kick flipped real hard

[–] markstos 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Rob Thomson skated across the US starting in 2006. Also from Switzerland to China.

http://14degrees.org/

I have a photo from that trip handing up poster size in my house. A random waterfall panorama.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 hours ago

Which day is he realizing the Rockies exist?

[–] demonmittenhands 119 points 6 hours ago (8 children)

Two weeks, huh? The US is around 3,000 miles from coast to coast, so that puts him over 200 miles skateboarding every single day... I'm not sure, but the person who didn't know mountains exist might be dumb.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Just go faster. I don't get it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago

"I'm crouching as hard as I can!”

[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

Paint the skateboard red if you have to.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 hours ago

Add a lightning bolt. Kachow!

[–] ChicoSuave 24 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Add a stripe. Maybe some speed holes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 47 minutes ago

Go faster stripes FTW!

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