this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2024
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Microblog Memes

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[–] trolololol 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Does he carry a Texas sized bottle of French cologne?

I don't want to be his room mate.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Cologne is in Germany, not France you silly goose!

[–] slingstone 12 points 1 month ago

French cologne, my ass! He wears WAAAAAAY to much Axe Body Spray like a patriotic American bro who doesn't understand geography should.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, also because he's apparently not aware of the largest mountain range in North America.

[–] postmateDumbass 3 points 1 month ago

Gonna have huge calves.

[–] WrenFeathers 8 points 1 month ago

Axe Body Spray. Guaranteed.