this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2024
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[–] devilish666 26 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I don't want shell-mommy
I want shell-bigtiddygothgf

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

I need the goth gf to insult me. I don't want encouragement.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 17 hours ago

They're the same picture

[–] [email protected] 114 points 1 day ago (1 children)

that's a good girl

Are you TRYING to crack people's eggs? 😂

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

>:3c I wonder how installations of this tool correlate with purchases of long, cute socks 😹

And cat ears, and nyaaa~ing, and... uhhh whatever else 😅 🤷

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago

Nooooo! Haskell ^.^ And a little Forth. Hopefully some assembly someday too.

[–] FuglyDuck 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

that's... oddly specific....

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] jaybone 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That’s when a process binds to a port right?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

If they come in wool, sign me up. I've been pricing up a full set of wool socks and it's eye-watering. I think I'm going to be asking for wool socks for Christmas/birthdays for a couple years ... my mid-life transformation is complete.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago

I heard about this from foone