GM: You see a beggar in the snow, what do you do?
CN: I plink him in the face with copper pieces while making fun of him.
GM: Dafuq?
CN: Then when I run out of money I grab him and say "okay, it's your turn, let's switch places!"
GM: He freaks out and runs away.
CN: I chase him, sword out, and shout "Come back and be my friend you little broke bitch!"