Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 19 hours ago by Tugboater203 to c/dadjokes

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Pil-grams!

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[–] Jonnyprophet 2 points 56 minutes ago

Yeah, but the smallest is also the largest... Because Pil-grams were also Puri-Tons!

Yeah, I just did.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I feel like it’d be a little better as:

How much did the turkey weigh at the first Thanksgiving?

53 pil-grams!

Because then it’s also factual

[–] Tugboater203 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

That might be a bit much for a 5-6 YO child, and a dad joke, but never miss a chance to educate!

[–] angrystego 2 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Wait, you guys tell dad jokes to children?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

I had children to legitimise my dad jokes.

[–] Tugboater203 2 points 8 hours ago

I tell them to mine, but they're in their 20s.