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Putin is in hell... (self.jokes)

submitted 3 weeks ago by FlyingSquid to c/jokes

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When he gets a day pass to visit Earth, he goes into a bar in Moscow, orders a vodka and insistently asks if Crimea, Donbas, Kyiv and the whole Ukraine are still "ours." Reassured by the bartender's affirmative answers, he asks for the check. "Five euros," the waiter replies.

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[–] Anticorp 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I saw the headline before the community name, and thought he had died IRL.

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 3 weeks ago

I wish.