this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2024
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Out of Context Comics

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Comic panels taken out of comics so we can make fun of them!! We love the golden age stuff!

Rules:

  1. Comics must come from actual comic books. No AI or Photoshops.

  2. Single panels are preferred.

  3. Comics should be unintentionally funny. Spider-man cracking wise is not what this is about.

  4. Don't be a dick.

  5. I can't believe I've had to add this... NO RACISM.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

This is D.A.R.E. level of parenting
(Also I'm sending this to my gf)

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

One thousand extra points if her name is Rita.

[–] GraniteM 11 points 2 months ago

No one will ever find our red-headed girl with a dappling of freckles on her nose and cheeks attractive!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This strikes me as overwhelmingly Boomer because:

a) Boomers DID this shit, and laughed

b) their concern is only on how the child reflects on them

c) when the little girl grows up and rightfully calls out her parents abhorrent behavior, they'll hit her with the ol "that never happened." "I don't remember that."

Yes, I'm aware of the chip on my shoulder. That doesn't make me wrong.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago
[–] FenrirIII 2 points 2 months ago

Mom needs to teach her to give good head. That will make her very popular

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

The Blood Brothers - The Salesman, Denver Max:

“And with a face like that, you're never ever gonna make it big

You'll never find a boyfriend unless you get it adjusted”