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Elon Musk to spend election night with Donald Trump (www.bbc.com)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] smokin_shinobi 22 points 1 month ago

Maybe they’ll get a cell together next.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Consumating their marriage?

[–] lemmylommy 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

JD is with his couch, Donald with his running mate.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Kiteo, his eyes closed.

[–] captainlezbian 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh good. Maybe they’ll decide on murder suicide

[–] TheLowestStone 3 points 1 month ago

Or we'll get lucky and an meteorite will take them out.

[–] HRDS_654 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Will there be spooning involved?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Have you seen Trump lately? There's no spooning. That's a whole ass ladle.

[–] HRDS_654 3 points 1 month ago

Thanks, I needed this.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Sucking on that little mushroom?

The 🍄Trump Toad🍄 suck.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

‘Speak into the microphone, Don.’ Cooed Elon, stroking his bronzer smeared toupee

[–] BlackXanthus 6 points 1 month ago

Cute! Nice to them dating again. A bit of netflix and chill might help them both!

[–] Zacpod 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pieces of shit stick together.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You know about shit, don't you

[–] Zacpod 1 points 1 month ago

I am an observer of human nature. ;)

[–] Gingerlegs 5 points 1 month ago

FaceTiming papa Putin, I’m sure

[–] sircac 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They have a whole country to rape, preps will be important…

[–] SomeGuy69 1 points 1 month ago

Someone should check their amount of baby oil.

[–] Hobbes_Dent 3 points 1 month ago

Can I sleep over at Dons please.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 month ago

Two birds, one stone?