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[–] Fredselfish 41 points 3 months ago (4 children)

That's a gpod one.

I will forever be known as the full size candy bar house.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Trying to ~~cheat~~bribe death?

[–] Fredselfish 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] rain_worl 0 points 3 months ago

WHAT

LEMON DEMON

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Hey, it's me, your neighbor-kid!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Where’d you get all those? I got mine at Costco and they only had two kinds, I’d like more variety.

[–] Fredselfish 2 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There are so few kids out trick or treating these days that it's really not that expensive to do this now, too. I will never get tired of hearing excited kids say "THIS HOUSE HAS BIG BARS!!"

[–] Fredselfish 3 points 3 months ago

I received more trick treaters this year then ever before, and still have a ton of it left. Bet next year I will get more since I will now be the house with the big bars.

[–] pigup 19 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I like raisins. When did people decide raisins were bad. Are you mad for some raisin?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

For some raisin people prefer sugary candy on Halloween

[–] FlyingSquid 8 points 3 months ago

I love raisins.

People who give raisins on Halloween deserve to have their house egged.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Luckily for me, I am not a dog or a cat

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Is this sugar industry propaganda? Raisins are actually healthier.

[–] Astronauticaldb 32 points 3 months ago

Isn't Halloween about getting the most sugary, most unhealthy candy though?

[–] SpaceNoodle 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is why I hand out celery

[–] tamal3 2 points 3 months ago

Raw potatoes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago
[–] Kaput 11 points 3 months ago

I used to get small raisin box as a kid, they were actually good. Haven't seen them for a long time. And molasses toffee fun for sticking your mouth shut.

[–] FlyingSquid 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You know those awful peanut butter candies that came in either black or orange wrappers? My parents bought a giant bag of them in bulk and gave them out every Halloween. From the same bag. For like five years.

This disgusting crap.

Now here is a Halloween pro tip: Go to a site like Oriental Trading Co. and get a bunch of cheap toys and plastic rings and temporary tattoos and such and give those out instead of candy. Even the teenagers love it. Kids are always excited because they get candy from everyone else, so we give them something cool and different. We have heard, "yes! It's the toy house!" more than once.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Those are some of my favorites! I love peanut butter anything, even salt-water taffy. 😃

I would buy these myself even outside Halloween if I knew anywhere that ever sold 'em.

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 3 months ago

They wouldn't be your favorites after they had been sitting in an open bag in a damp basement's so-called pantry for five years.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Raisin boxes are fun though!

[–] drunkpostdisaster 1 points 3 months ago

Something about them makes me think of dead spiders

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Dr.Oz meeting that dude from Bum Fights