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I saw it in the zoo a few years back.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

[off topic?]

I haven't heard the expression "an elephant never forgets" in quite a while. It's funny how some expressions come and go. "Tight as the bark on a tree" for cheap and "boiled as an owl" for drunk are ones that I know, but haven't used in conversation in years.

[–] Anticorp 15 points 1 week ago
[–] capt_wolf 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I also have the brain of an elephant.

It's in a jar on my desk...

I'm not allowed back at the zoo...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Must be one of those giant Costco mayonnaise jars.

[–] Lost_My_Mind 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

.......I feel dumb. I don't get it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

An old saying that Dads are likely to have heard is "an elephant never forgets". So "I have the memory of an elephant" is saying "I never forget."

Unless you're making a Dad joke.

In which case it means "I remember seeing an elephant once".

[–] ug01x 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There is an idea or saying that elephants never forget or that they have very good memories First article in google about this.

So to say you have a memory of an elephant could mean your memory is very good.

The twist is that this can also mean you remember seeing an elephant, which is what the second line implies.

[–] Lost_My_Mind 2 points 1 week ago

Oooooooooh. Ok. Confirmed. K. Am dumb. I even knew about the elephants memory from a pbs documentary I watched 10 years ago. Still didn't put that together. Instead of putting 2 and 2 together and getting 4, I put 2 and null together, and got error.