this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

having stealth-launched a full-blown web3 game last week called Champions Tactics: Grimoria Chronicles on PC.

Champions Tactics is billed as a "PVP tactical RPG game on PC", and is both developed and published by Ubisoft. It involves collectible figurines of various warriors from the in-game fantasy world of Grimoria, which players assemble into squads of three and then battle in turn-based combat that looks oddly reminscent of Darkest Dungeon, of all things.

dear fuck this is incredibly generic. the game series is… Champions? of which this is a tactical installment and also the chronicles of Grimoria, a fantasy name so bland I can’t believe it’s not copyright infringement? this shit — name, concept, and all — definitely came from an LLM

But fundamentally, Ubisoft's perspective on the tech seems surprisingly bullish; the vice president of its Strategic Innovation Lab seems to think gamers just "don't get it."

yeah! your target audience just refuses to get what you’re going for! I wonder what that’s called again? oh yeah, failure

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Is my product concept fundamentally bad?

No, it's the customers who are wrong.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Shows no gameplay, and the marketing is nft shit and generic trashy free to play bullshit games. "Become a legend!" No big surprise it was a failure.

[–] Arbiter 13 points 1 month ago

In pursuit of bag holders, Ubisoft has become a bag holder.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

A day late and a bitcoin short

[–] Nuke_the_whales 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One of the nft figures in the game goes for $65k.

This should be illegal

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Sold for 65k or offered for?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

To signal their foray into NFTs they should drop the FT from the name. Ubiso. Short for, U should Bi So lucky we make any games for you at all, peasant.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

OR they could drop all the letters but NFT and start a newspaper focusing on economic current affairs

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[–] Zacpod 7 points 1 month ago

Never give Ubi money. Or EA.

[–] psmgx 6 points 1 month ago

Champions Tactics: Grimoria Chronicles

That is the most 2020 generic gatcha name I've ever heard

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago