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For images where the text reads correctly left to right, but visual cues (like colouration, vertical proximity, or horizontal separation) lead you to try to read it top to bottom.

This is similar to, but distinct from, the more widely known “DontDeadOpenInside” format. In that case, the text reads correctly top to bottom, but visual cues (like colouration, horizontal proximity, or vertical separation) lead you to try to read it left to right.

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cross-posted from: https://sopuli.xyz/post/18530857

Y=-x²

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm at a total loss as to what is the correct way to read it

[–] davidgro 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The title of the crosspost (and mentioned in the description here) is the equation y=-x² which has a graph that starts at lower left, goes up to 0, then down to lower right.

This gives the intended reading order.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I was wondering what that was supposed to mean. It's ages ago since I dealt with math graphs

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Start from bottom left and go clockwise

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My guess is it starts on top left, then moves right, then goes down all the way to bottom right, and comes full circle to the left and back up.

So "doesn't make you look any better making me look bad".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"making me look bad doesn't make you look any better"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

oh my it makes even less sense than I figured

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Clockwise from bottom left. Still asinine.

[–] jordanlund 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Rarely do I see something that makes no sense in ANY direction.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (4 children)

It's a clock that starts at 7.

[–] jordanlund 8 points 1 month ago

Wow, that works!

[–] Crackhappy 7 points 1 month ago

Oh thank God. Now it makes sense. I should have known. All my clocks start at 7.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

And here I thought I figured it out going clockwise from the ponytail. lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

holy shit - thank you!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

The key to a good graphic is adding alternating colors that have nothing to do with the reading order

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

God this was terrible. In case you are still racking your brain here is my easy way to see this stupidity. Image they wanted to lay all the text on the bottom of the image and decided to instead wrap the text around the soccer player. Start at the bottom left. Like a word salad roller coaster.

Or you can re-learn how to use a graphing calculator and use the formula provided.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Thanks for this. I was genuinely trying to work out whatever the fuck this was supposed to say for longer than I care to admit.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Did I have a fucking stroke?

[–] Daikusa 4 points 1 month ago

Aneurysmposting