this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2024
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[–] Veedem 56 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At first I was like “this shit makes no sense and isn’t funny”

Then I got it and was proud of myself like I had actually accomplished something.

Take your fucking upvote and get out of here.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i have this last name, and my first name has an L in it. this thought has run through my head maybe six billion times... and now its here in front of me, in meme form!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Life imitates art

[–] debris_slide 30 points 1 month ago

This reminds me of my buddy messing with a girl called Justina. When she introduced herself he responded by calling her Tina and ask her if she was a pop star or something since she only went by one name.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

That took me a good 30 seconds to figure out.

[–] Entropywins 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What am I not putting together here?

[–] Rakonat 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Noel sounds like no L. So Emily without an L is Emiy

[–] Entropywins 9 points 1 month ago

I appreciate you and the answer...it was driving me crazy

[–] jaybone 7 points 1 month ago

I didn’t see the missing L and I thought the joke was that nobody was going to call her by two names.

[–] Tehhund 3 points 1 month ago